My name is Rocky. My human parents rescued me when I was a tiny baby. I was fed with an eye dropper for several weeks, every two hours, by my mom. My blog will follow my daily adventures. And believe me I have a lot of them!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Do I look like a ferret to you?

What were these crazy humans thinking? They go out and waste perfectly good money, money that could be used for treats, on a ferret leash and harness. First of all, I'm not a ferret. And second, I'm not wearing a harness. Nope, not happening.

Sure it's all stylish in a zebra print and I'm sure I would look great in zebra print, if it wasn't made into a harness.

I see how silly that stupid little dog, Spikey, looks when he's on a leash and it's just not gonna happen!

Sorry to disappoint you, but maybe the cat will wear it.


  1. Ha ha, Now be a good boy and go walkies on your lead!

  2. Just think of the places you will go if you wear your harness! Beautiful places and places that have snacks. Just use a little psychology on those parents of yours, Rocky.