What were these crazy humans thinking? They go out and waste perfectly good money, money that could be used for treats, on a ferret leash and harness. First of all, I'm not a ferret. And second, I'm not wearing a harness. Nope, not happening.
Sure it's all stylish in a zebra print and I'm sure I would look great in zebra print, if it wasn't made into a harness.
I see how silly that stupid little dog, Spikey, looks when he's on a leash and it's just not gonna happen!
Sorry to disappoint you, but maybe the cat will wear it.